{"product_id":"underpants-in-dispenser-box","title":"Underpants in Dispenser Box","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFresh underpants when YOU need them\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003eOne pair of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wholesale.mcphee.com\/products\/uh-oh-emergency-underpants\"\u003eEmergency Underpants\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 3-1\/2\" (8.9 cm) boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues, they dispense polyester underpants! If you want to be extra safe, you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48188368748839,"sku":"ACC12139","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/6119\/1463\/files\/emergency-underpants-dispenser_2000x_dc2eaca7-d577-47a6-84f8-f7f002f7e7f5.webp?v=1728423299","url":"https:\/\/calicotoyshoppe.com\/products\/underpants-in-dispenser-box","provider":"Calico Toy Shoppe ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}